*~THIS IS A RETIRED METHOD~*

Open to anything. Accepting of anyone. Love is a recurring nightmare of mine. Freedom is a right. Stand up for your fucking self, or no one else will. Stand up for what you believe in. Stand up for others. If I find out one of my followers is a bully, ill find you and i will beat you. If I find out one of y'all is being bullied, ill find you, and I will beat them.

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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angelblaines:

The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best

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westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

HELP, i won ANOTHER free ipad! i had to kick my son out of the house to fill his room with all the ipads. i’m running out of space to put them. why must i be the one to spot the difference 90% of people can’t? why was i the chosen one

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vanillish:

logging onto tumblr

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iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

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drunkvogue:

ha ha ha ha i need a life

drunkvogue:

ha ha ha ha i need a life

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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